I feel terrible since I won’t be able to break the hiatus until my new charger comes in. So to ease the pain of anticipation, I want to share a link to a really cool Karkat RP/Ask blog. It’s new but promises to be both hilarious and entertaining. Just take a look at a few of the pesterlogs! 

Check it out here: http://radiokarkat.tumblr.com/

So go. While my laptop is incapacitated. Go smother Radiokat with all your love and affection. This Karkat definitely needs to be given a chance to shine!! :D :D :D 

-Moirallegience is Magic (aka Me)

I’ve got some terrible news guys. My computer charger broke which means I won’t be able to update here for a while. Not until I get a new one anyway. 8( I’m soooo sorry T.T RIP Charger…

– atrevidoTempest [AT] began pestering captainGeniality [CG] –

AT: hEY SIGNLESS, bRO, i KNOW YOU’RE BUSY BUT, dO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU NEED ME TO DO? i’VE GOT ALL THIS ENERGY AND VIGOR THAT NEEDS DIRECTING,

AT: i AM FUCKING, pUMPED! }>:)

CG: WHAT? OH HEY SUMMONER. I’M GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOU’RE IN A GOOD MOOD. (:B

AT: }:D

AT: sO WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR ME, mAN?

CG: HMMM. WELL, I SUPPOSE, GIVEN YOUR SPECIALTIES, YOU COULD SECURE THE PERIMETER OF DANGEROUS ANIMALS? THE LAST THING WE NEED IS A GODDAMN HERD OF GIANT SHUFFLEBEASTS PLOWING THROUGH THE FOREST AND CHARGING THEIR WAY INTO CAMP. IT’S NOT ENTIRELY NECESSARY BUT IT’S A GOOD MEASURE OF EXTRA PRECAUTION.

CG: AND WHO BETTER ELSE TO TAKE CARE OF IT THAN YOU? (:B

AT: hEHEH, sOUNDS GREAT, YOU CAN COUNT ON ME! }:)

AT: hEY, aND MAYBE LATER, wE COULD HANG OUT, bECAUSE THERE’S THIS GAME I WANTED TO TRY OUT, i THINK YOU’LL REALLY LIKE IT, iT’S CALLED NUTBEAST SCRAMBLE, iT SOUNDS HILARIOUS!

CG: AW, I’D LOVE TO, BUT I’VE GOT TO TRY AND FIGURE THIS THING OUT.

AT: oH, yOU MEAN THE DREAM?

CG: YEAH. I DON’T KNOW BUT THERE’S SOME KIND OF CLUE HIDDEN HERE, IF WE COULD ONLY FIND IT!

AT: hMM, wELL DON’T WORRY IF YOU DON’T, mAN, eVEN IF YOU DON’T FIGURE IT OUT NOW, yOU’LL FIGURE IT OUT SOME OTHER TIME, oNE WAY OR ANOTHER,

CG: HEH, YOU SOUND LIKE HIGHBLOOD. HE TOLD ME THE EXACT SAME THING. WELL NOT THE *SAME* THING BECAUSE, WELL, IT’S HIGHBLOOD. BUT YOU’RE RIGHT. I’LL JUST TRY MY BEST AND HOPE IT TURNS OUT WELL.

AT: bLUHH„, wELL AT LEAST HE’S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA, bEING YOUR UNEXPECTED PALEBRO AND ALL„

CG: ((:B YUP!

AT: „,aNYWAY„, mY OFFER TO HANG OUT STILL STANDS, sO IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH A COOL GUY, mISTER NUBBY MCLEADERSTUBS, gIVE ME A SHOUT! }:)

CG: OH UM, THANKS SUMMONER.

CG: I THINK.

AT: hAHAHA, aWESOME! wELL I SHOULD GO AND GET STARTED ON THAT SHUFFLEBEAST SECURITY THING„, sO„,

CG: YEAH. THERE’S SOMETHING I NEED TO TALK WITH DOLOROSA ABOUT SO I SHOULD GET TO THAT. WE CAN TALK LATER IF YOU LIKE, THOUGH. 

AT: sURE THING, i’LL SEE YOU LATER SIGN,

CG: BYE SUMMONER!

– atrevidoTempest [AT] ceased pestering captainGeniality [CG] –

Wow. You’re not really sure but maybe that was starting to get a little awkward. Mister Nubby McLeaderstubs? REALLY?? But let’s not dwell on it shall we? Cool guys like you don’t dwell on things. You’ve got a mission to execute.

> Summoner: So what IS a shufflebeast anyway?

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You get within earshot. Not too difficult seeing as Signless speaks loud enough to make sure everyone can hear him. Again, another one of those little quirks that makes him a strangely good choice for a leader. What’s he saying anyway?

– atrevidoTempest [AT] began listening in on captainGeniality’s [CG] group address –

CG: -PROCEED WITHOUT ANYMORE INTERRUPTIONS BUT YES, THANK YOU REDGLARE FOR VOICING YOUR CONCERN AND NO, MINDFANG, IT’S NOT A TREASURE MAP. IT’S JUST A REGULAR MAP.

??: Laaaaaaaame.

CG: *ANYWAY* AS I WAS SAYING, THIS IS DEFINITELY SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN FIELD TRIP BUT KEEP IN MIND THAT WE ARE HERE WITH A MISSION, SO GET SIDE-TRACKED BUT NOT TOO SIDE-TRACKED.

CG: IN A LITTLE BIT, I’LL COME BACK AND ANNOUNCE THE DIVISION FOR THE HIKING GROUPS. UNTIL THEN, *TRY* NOT TO STRANGLE EACH OTHER, GUYS. WE’VE GOT BETTER USE OF YOUR ENERGIES. REMEMBER THE SAFETY VIDEO!

??: oh my god you really expected u2 two take that piiece of crap 2eriiou2ly? what diid you 2pend on iit liike two miiniiute2? ii mean god damn.

CG: IGNORING THAT INSIGHTFUL COMMENT PSII *BRO*!

CG: BUT BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND: IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS, YOU CAN SPEAK TO EITHER ME, DISCIPLE, OR ‘ROSA, WHOEVER IS MORE AVAILABLE AT THE MOMENT.

CG: SO THAT’S IT FOR NOW, I GUESS.

??: A)(em!

CG: OH AND UH, CONDESCE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT SHE BROUGHT SOME CAKE SHE’S WILLING TO SHARE, IF ANYONE IS PERHAPS UH, INTERESTED.

CG: ANYWAY, KEEP ON STANDBY PEOPLE.

– captainGeniality [CG] closed the group address –  

After Signless’s speech is over, everyone begins to disperse into conversational groups but you won’t be joining them. You opt to find out if maybe Signless has something for you to do. A dangerous mission maybe, a scouting assignment, or something! You find that it’s always good to keep yourself busy and occupied because you’ve been told on more than one occasion that you have way too much energy to sit around for too long. And you agree! You catch him as he’s about to walk off.

> Summoner: Pester the leader.

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NOPE. HOW ABOUT WE MOVE ON INSTEAD.

Wait a minute, that wasn’t your speech quirk.

You look down and see that Signless is out in the middle of this clearing and is beginning to address everyone. You think that it would probably a good idea to go and see what he’s got to say. He is the leader after all.

> Summoner: Listen in on speech.

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Ha ha. No. You’ve tried that before. And it’s not the dragon you’re worried about. It’s her troll, Redglare. And you’d… rather just avoid her. Let’s just leave it at that.

> Summoner: Go on, do it. You know you want to. Just imagine all the shenanigans the two of you could get up to.

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Gladly! Pchoooooooo! }:D

Like you said before: open skies, fresh air, and quiet woodland as far as the eye can see. There’s the clearing where you and your comrades will be making camp. The others have already pitched the tents, it seems. Oh and there’s Pyralsprite, looking all kinds of comfy as she dozes just a little ways off from the camping site. She was the preferred mode of transportation for the loser trolls who aren’t cool enough like you to fly. Not that she complained or made a fuss. She’s probably the greatest dragon lusus you ever had the pleasure of meeting.

> Summoner: Commune with Pyralsprite. Command the dragon to do your bidding.

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No that’s not… Okay, you just decide to roll with the punch. Agitated as he is, he does have a sense of humor. Most of the time.

– atrevidoTempest [AT] began pestering tenaciousAlternator [TA] –

AT: sUP “DUMBA22”, }>:)

TA: dude wtf. ii am defiiniitly not iin the mood two put up wiith people2 2tupiid 2henaniigan2. 2o ju2t tell me what you want and go away.

AT: hEHEH, sORRY PSII, jUST THOUGHT I’D COME BY AND TELL YOU TO CHEER UP, iT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN THING, yOU KNOW,

TA: iif 2iignle222 iidea of fun was doiing a fuckiing head diive off a cliiff and iinto a piit of hot lava youd 2tiill fiind a rea2on two go along wiith iit.

AT: iF HE MADE A GOOD ARGUMENT, sURE! }:D

TA: oh my god ii cant beliieve you guy2 2ometiime2. iit2 liike you go out of your way to make my liife miiserable.

AT: }:D

AT: sPEAKING OF SIGNLESS, dO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?

TA: what am ii hii2 goddamn lu2u2— fuck you know what nevermiind. la2t ii heard he wa2 lookiing for a map or 2ome 2hiit liike that. you 2hould a2k doloro2a or dii2ciiple. one of them probably know2 where he ii2.

AT: sURE THING, hOPEFULLY HE HASN’T WANDERED OFF AND GOTTEN HIS CAPE STUCK IN A THORN BUSH AGAIN, aM I RIGHT? }>:)

TA: man dont even talk liike that. the guy2 got the 2hiitiie2t amount of luck ii have ever 2een. ii dont under2tand why he would thiink campiing wa2 a good iidea. he2 got two know that it2 goiing two end iin dii2a2ter and there iill be makiing 2ure nobody diie2 liike alway2.

AT: hEHEH, mAN YOU’VE GOT ISSUES,

TA: and what2 that 2uppo2ed two mean.

AT: iT MEANS,

AT: iT’S TIME FOR ME

AT: tO ABSCOND, }:D

TA: what.

AT: tALK TO YOU LATER PSII!

– atrevidoTempest [AT] ceased pestering tenaciousAlternator [TA] –

You zoom away, snickering. Psii really is a great guy and you feel a little bad about leaving him hanging but if this trip is going to have the maximum amount of fun to be experienced, you’ve got things to do and trolls to pester. Where do you go next?

> Summoner: Fly up to the sky and get a bird’s eye view of your surroundings.

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He’s got a name, dumbass. Or should you say “dumba22”. You grin. Looks like someone’s having a rough night.

 >Summoner: Pester dumba22

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Oh the grumbler? He’s over there, buzzing and probably still complaining about the idiotic purpose of this field trip. You don’t particularly agree with his view of things but maybe you could try and cheer him up.

 >Summoner: Talk to the grumbler.

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